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queen-squids:

transviktor:

twink-phobia:

all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless

it usually consists of “tell your bully you dont want to treated that way and theyll understand because they Obviously dont want to hurt you because nobody is evil ever! :)”

“and by the way, if you don’t follow our bullshit anti-bullying code, you’re gonna wind up in detention as well! Even though they literally just walked up and punched you in the stomach!”

thief: welcome to the thieves guild, rookie
new thief: i can't wait to learn the deep, hidden secrets of this city and find new ones of my own
thief: ahahahaha, yeah, sure
thief: okay so lesson one
thief: the self-checkout machine can't tell if you're lying about ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas

hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

hlahlahlahlahly:

shorthalt:

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

sturdy-denim-blue:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Towards the end of episode 59, Taako and Merle find the door to Lucretia’s office and on it is a seven digit code. Taako uses the Hole Thrower and rolls a really good number. Griffin says that they got through, and Justin asks if he just ruined Griffin’s puzzle, to which Griffin says that he can’t just not let him use the Hole Thrower and so it was okay. What was the seven digit code? It had to in some way relate to the seven members of the IPRE? Maybe the seven relics? What would Lucretia have put for a code that was important enough to be a puzzle that they could solve? I need to know this is keeping me awake at night.

i’m thinking it might be 5556789 or at least those are the numbers and no clue the order. it’s the number of letters in the IPRE crews names.

I think if Pumpkin were a pokemon trainer, she would have a sylveon! She could maybe ride the sylveon, and that would be the cutest thing ever! ♡o♡

petite-pumpkin:

Oh!! I’m pretty sure she would have a fairy type team!

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And a Trapinch.

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otterly-riddikulus:

Water.

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Earth.

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Fire.

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Air.

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Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Sharkcano attacked.

athdoesart:
“A Gamz feat. Lil Cal for the lyricstuck event over on @homestuckartists server! :D
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athdoesart:

A Gamz feat. Lil Cal for the lyricstuck event over on @homestuckartists server! :D