swordsagainstdeath:

swordsagainstdeath:

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

im reblogging this again because in 10 days i am finally going to meet my best friend of two years for the first time irl, who is the person i made this post about

anything is possible yall keep holding onto those Eventuallys because someday they might become Very Soons

popartprince:

ethankwolfe:

fruitydrinksister:

vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

weigh
waters
ened

peving

fergzillar:

I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost

jonlovett:

“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for threesomes, and you fucking gremlins decided “queer” is a slur and can no longer be used as an umbrella term in the year of our lord twenty fucking seventeen, so until further notice i’m going to use whatever word i want to describe how i feel when i watch rachel maddow, t h a n k s

chicksalloverme:

when i jerk off it makes the flintstones running sound

jell-o101:

Someone save me from this fandom xD

is that guy fiery?

trashsonamy:

do yourself a favor and follow the sonic boom writers on twitter

secretlesbians:

sanguineswanqueen:

💗Reblog if u support these lesbian swans 💗

straight people: they need boyfriends
scientist: harold, they’re lesbians