catsi:

i had this dream like a month ago that i was playing a dating sim and at the start you create an avatar of yourself and answer a few personality questions

but then when the game starts you’re actually playing as the love interest on the cover of the game, attempting to romance YOURSELF aka the avatar you just made, and the whole point of the game was to try and show you why someone might find your personality and all your little idiosyncrasies lovable

like if in the personality questions u say u like dry humour, then the love interest will comment on how they love how good your comedic timing with that type of humour is, or if you’re always late, they’ll mention how they always watch the door when you usually come through and seeing you arrive late is part of their routine, etc

it was a super cute idea and i was mad into it and then i woke up and realized it wasn’t real lmfao

the-chaotic-witch:

Exorcist: I’m here to remove the demon that has posessed you.

Me: I didn’t call you.

Demon: I did.

k-eke:
“When you finish your work.
”

k-eke:

When you finish your work.

weaver-z:
“Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
”

weaver-z:

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

lesbian-toddhoward:
“ mildlyinteresting-blog:
“https://ift.tt/2NC4Y5l “A rock controller” ”
thats a stone, luigi
”

lesbian-toddhoward:

mildlyinteresting-blog:

https://ift.tt/2NC4Y5l “A rock controller”

thats a stone, luigi

babyitaliano:

guerrillatech:

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Another win for Christian tumbkr

Me: Hey does anyone know a good video tutorial for very specific skill? I’ve been searching and can only find thing related to skill but not skill itself and it doesnt help.

Some asshole: Why dont you just fucking read! 

me: I have dyslexia and fair better learning from an audio/visual medium. also that doesnt have the actual thing im looking for, just glosses over it as a concept

midiquartz:
“ I loved Ghirahim when I was a kid, but if we ever see him again, I hope he’s a little…. different….. Here’s my redesign concept
”

midiquartz:

I loved Ghirahim when I was a kid, but if we ever see him again, I hope he’s a little…. different….. Here’s my redesign concept

disastertiffic:

disastertiffic:

Saying “I’m back on my bullshit” is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit you’re talking about unless you’ve made it obvious before or while saying it.

To be back on your bullshit you need to be off your bullshit ever. But I’m over here jumping from bullshit to bullshit like I’m playing some kind of platforming game. The only times I’m not on my bullshit are when I’ve fallen off the platforms and can’t get out of the lava to get back on my bullshit.