sometimes i worry how quickly it seems to be fading from public consciousness that the american people didn’t actually choose donald trump
he lost the popular vote
HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE
by kind of a lot
it still matters that all those people out there DID vote for them, it still matters that our electoral system is so fucked and so undemocratic as to elect him anyways, but i feel it’s really important we remember that the majority of americans chose hilary clinton and not donald trump
for a lot of reasons, we need to not let it fade out of public top-of-mind knowledge that donald trump was not the choice of the american people
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
how about a series where vampires have taken over the world and there are only two places where human resistance remains strong and that’s italy and texas?
