ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.
That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.
Me: I would like to send out an email to your client list. I will need their email addresses.
Client: I will write them and send them to you.
Me: That is not a great solution. I will send you a spreadsheet. Can you type in the addresses? It will save me a lot of time.
Client: No problem.
Two days later, I got that spreadsheet.
By fax.




