alegbra:

top-model:

I can’t believe they actually censored his nipple

gender equality is here

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

sixthrock:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Kart Wii, the Lakitu that holds up the Wrong Way sign can be affected by hazards in the tracks, such as being squished by Thwomps.

while a cold and callous Luigi watches his demise without a hint of emotion

julianachen:

oliviawhen:

Happy Halloween!! Super honored to have gotten to work on this years magic cat game Doodle! Fight ghosts, save your school and friends, be a black cat!! [Play and read more about the process here.]

PLAY OUR GAME! PLAY OUR GAME!

Get these spooks outta my school!!!

chefpyro:

widowmaker-official:

chefpyro:

@people who put trigger warnings on things like cars, sudden doorbells, sharp objects, etc: how do you function? how do you go outside? what

I’m triggered by fresh air

shut up Kip I’m triggered by your bullshit

cherries trigger me

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

president-vanellope:

cloakstone69:

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

wake up america

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

Well the reason why it’s like that is because it started out in the north east so everything west of it was called the west. The south wasn’t called teh south until the civil war era

skelixrikkard:

Programming games from scratch is a fun learning experience

psychicpumpkinpi:

cheeziswin:

Hey, everyone, please be careful. Tumblr has replace message sounds with screams, chainsaws, bone crunching, and other various “horror” sounds. Please mute your computer and stay safe - I’m sorry such a thing has happened. 

you can manually turn off the spooky sounds too by going to the options on your chat window :o

jhameia:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

refinery29:

This is what it looks like when non-straight, non-white, non-male people get to host late night shows

Dunking on the “Blacks for Trump” woman and a Carmilla shoutout is the kind of glorious content we have to look forward to when networks finally stop hiring only straight cis white dudes to host late night shows. Please.

Gifs: Late Night with Seth Meyers

I just discovered the “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” segment last night, and I am delighted.

This is so great, everyone’s having fun and laughing with each other and just enjoying sharing each other’s delivery of the joke