Silver Tongue

mccartneyslennons:

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

funky-fun-king:

if for jasper we have big buff cheeto puff then lets make Topaz

BIG

THICK

LEGO BRICK

closet-keys:

hairhattedhooligan:

blackfemalepresident:

you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce?

cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she had no choice but to work it out. also the stigma a divorced woman would face? pfffffffft.

trust me alot of yalls grandfathers are/were awful people and your grandmother wouldve left him if she could

!!!!!!!!!

A lot of people act like higher divorce rates are indicative of a loss or morality or commitment in our generation, but to be honest, I always am glad when I see high divorce rates because it means people are leaving abusive and unhealthy relationships at higher rates. It means that fewer women are dependent on men and can decide for themselves what they want their life to be. 

Republicans act like higher divorce rates and fewer young adults wanting to get married is a bad thing when really it’s just a sign of social progress and greater autonomy. 

sixpenceee:

This is a bubble snail known as a Miniature Melo (Micromelo undata) which shares the same class (Gastropoda) as the nudibranchs. The oval bubble-shaped shell is thin and fragile and is actually too small to contain the soft body of the snail. Therefore, the colorful snail has to rely on swimming and camouflage to avoid being eaten. The Miniature Melo eats small toxic worms and incorporates the poison into their tissues as a defense mechanism. (Source)

a weapon to surpass
pembrokewkorgi:
“ ““Wait did you make a Nostalgia Puka? Because that is perhaps the coolest things I’ve seen you make.” ”
Oh, it’s not just him. All three of the elder pukas are based on Internet Personalities.
I did this for three reasons.
1)...

pembrokewkorgi:

“Wait did you make a Nostalgia Puka? Because that is perhaps the coolest things I’ve seen you make.”

Oh, it’s not just him.  All three of the elder pukas are based on Internet Personalities.

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I did this for three reasons.

1) Because I thought making the elders internet celebrities would be funny

2) To give a little love to some peeps I enjoy the content of (even if one of them has gone off the deep end lately…)

3) Because I wanted to see if I could manage to translate the looks of real people into a puka form and still have them be recognizable.  I think I did a pretty good job all things considered.

PS. I designed all three of them before JonTron went nuts and started making racist comments.  If I knew that when I designed them… I may have made him ProJared or PBG instead… oh well.

what about the grumps?

isometriclove:

micdotcom:

Trump says Australia has better health care than the US. Australia has universal health care.

I didn’t realize I needed that gif of Bernie Sanders laughing as much as I thought I did.

Hi, I’m REALLY mad right now at this stupid website so please bear with me.

blessedwithluck:

 A certain artist (based in the Philippines might I add) recently made a J.CO (Indonesian donut restaurant chain) gijinka recently, and people accused them of whitewashing their gijinka because the character’s skin was too bright.

I, as an Indonesian, am seriously offended. 

Not by the gijinka, 

but by the masses of people who are being offended ON MY BEHALF FOR THE WRONG REASONS.

 The most insulting thing about this whole situation is that this website fucking auto-assumes that all brightly colored characters have been whitewashed and that this is always a bad thing and racist because of how things are in the West.

Hi.

Indonesia is not the United States.
Indonesia is not a country in Europe.
Indonesia is a multicultural society in Asia made up mostly of Southeast Asians, Melanesians, and East Asians.
You can NOT apply the same exact sensitivities and narrative to Indonesia as you can in the West.

 …Let me give you a quick rundown:

 Racism in Indonesia is not always about about a white skinned race oppressing a darker skinned race. If anything, it’s more to do with Xenophobia and Religion.

 Following up on that, here’s the shocker:
 The DISCRIMINATED MINORITY in Indonesia has a lighter skin color than the PRIVILEGED MAJORITY.

 East Asians, mostly Chinese, who generally have brighter skin tones than your regular Southeast Asian person, are regular targets of hate speech, discrimination, racism, and even a 1998 genocide that still strikes fear and opens up old wounds in their hearts upon mention.

 PLEASE GET THAT INTO YOUR DENSE SKULL.

 Indonesia has serious racial problems, but you can NOT automatically assume everything as from a western country perspective.

 To do so is seriously, seriously racist.

 The intention was “right” from your perspective, but please. Do your research, and don’t automatically always assume that light skin is whitewashing. You’re touching on a VERY sensitive and often radically different subject depending on which nation you are talking about.

 It’s INSULTING to your fellow PoCs.

 I feel insulted. I feel like this website just made a unanimous decision for me because I’m either too “uneducated” “uninformed”, “tolerant” or WHATEVER the fuck you think of Indonesians to feel offended for myself. This website made me think that the Indonesian restaurant chain CAN ONLY be run by Southeast Asians when there are hundreds, if not thousands of East Asian J.CO employees whose lives and stories, and struggle against discrimination you’ve just invalidated just because of your westernized view of racism.

 AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
 THE ARTIST YOU’RE MAD AT IS A PoC FROM THE SAME REGION AS INDONESIA THEMSELVES, (the Philippines) AN ARTIST WHO HAD NO INTENTION OF WHITEWASHING. WHO JUST SAW REALLY NICE COLORS THAT WORKED AND THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. WHO KNOWS FULL WELL THE STRUGGLE SOUTHEAST ASIA HAS HAD AGAINST EUROPE IN THE COLONIAL PERIOD.

 IT’S AS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO LECTURE A VICTIM ON WHY THEY SHOULD FEEL VICTIMIZED INSTEAD OF UNDERSTANDING OUR STORY.

                 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, TUMBLR.