herbertwest:

rox-and-prose:

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

white-eagle:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

pinthetailonthehonky:

okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry

the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me. 

The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:

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brawltogethernow:

roachpatrol:

pervocracy:

rikodeine:

i love this so much i dont know where to start

- the comedy itself

- the commentary on ‘what is art’

- further on what is art: the viewers are interpreting this as art, but the intention of the “artist” was not actually art, so is it art or not? who gets to decide, the viewers or the creator?

- the act of placing the glasses and watching the response (and the response itself being that the viewers treated the glasses as art) as performance art

like is this a critique of postmodernism? does the critique betray itself since (one could argue) the viewers interpreting the glasses as art makes them art? or is that so ridiculous that it doesn’t matter? i could go on

The intention of the “artist” was not actually art, but… their intention was to create a specific image for public display in order to evoke a reaction from an audience, and then to create an image of that in order to evoke a different reaction from a second audience.

I think they accidentally arted.  Twice.

art happens in museums whether you like it or not

I’ve always respected that last uplifting, quietly threatening comment.

welt-verbessererin:

(Anonymously) tell me what character I have the same energy as

failedyoursavingthrow:

My next D&D character will be serious, dark, & intense” I repeat to myself as I create a lizardfolk bard named Oxford who specializes in dual-wielding sickles, adaptive camouflage, & putting evildoers to sleep.

A kama-kama, karma coma, comma chameleon, if you will. 😘

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crosbytoews:

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

evilkitten3:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

honestly the reality that there are full grown goyische adults who participate in the south park fandom really wigs me the fuck out 

i feel like i really can’t explain to gentiles the extent to which south park specifically introduced my peers to antisemitism as children, which they then directed at me, a fellow child 

like, in a very specific and particular way, south park did a lot of damage to me as a jewish child 

“but we make trans headcanons about the characters!”

make trans headcanons about something else

south park was directly responsible for me discovering, as a child, that gentiles i liked and trusted would target me for being jewish

and south park was directly responsible for me feeling like i had to laugh and accept it when they did

this was an extraordinarily negative thing for me as a person 

i love this post bc it really upsets specifically the most annoying gentiles alive

i love this post bc the notes are almost entirely either “jewish people sharing how south park led to them experiencing antisemitism” and “goyim getting really upset about that”

anyway fuck south park and fuck south park fans

soniclipstick:

bisexual-nightwing:

potatorooteverdeen:

agentrescue:

im-a-doctor-not-an-escalator:

this is one of my favorite episodes, you know why? Because Sokka’s moment of weakness is not trivialized, is not cast aside. Sokka feels like he doesn’t matter and his sister- a girl with enormous power, wants to reassure him that it is genuinely not the case and Sokka matters. She then proceeds to indulge Sokka in one of his interests that is not normally portrayed as something manly but that SHE KNOWS HE WILL LIKE, because she cares and she knows Sokka. Then the entire rest of the episode focuses on Sokka’s talents being unconventional but USEFUL while the Gaang feels acutely his lack of presence. Without Sokka they fall apart, no plans, no morale. He is more effective than he realizes and it is because of him being so much more than just a ‘regular’ guy.

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And another thing - even though Katara reassures Sokka that he does matter, she also validates his feelings by saying “I’m sorry you’re feeling so down.” That is so important to me!! She doesn’t say “well you shouldn’t feel that way because your reasoning is false!” Nope - she acknowledges that his feelings are valid, and then tries her best to make him feel better by reminding him that they all care about it, and then helping him recover via distraction. Now that is a healthy sibling relationship, folks.

Remember when Bumi had them guess his name and Sokka was like “Well, he’s a earthbender, right? Its Rocky!” Instead of Katara mocking him she goes “We’re gonna keep trying but that is a good back up!”

Also considering that Bumi means earth/the ground (at least in two languages that I speak: Malayalam/Hindi) so he wasn’t far off.

Sokkas greatest skill is his quick wit. It allows him to formulate plans on the spot, come up with unconventional solutions and also keep up morale.

siderealsandman:

Unacceptable Careers for Toph

  • Cop

Acceptable Careers for Toph

  • Rich layabout living off her parents’ inherited money
  • Vigilante who uses her parents’ enormous wealth to fight actual criminals 
  • Fire Lord Zuko’s Anger Translator
  • Diogones-esque philosopher (kind of what she eventually became)
  • Pro-bending champion turned aging, grizzled mentor to future pro-benders
  • Badger mole breeder (nobody wants them bred but that has never stopped Toph from doing anything)
  • Construction worker 
  • “I saved the world and y’all expect me to have a career too?? Nah, fuck that, I’ll take my hero pension from the Fire Nation thank you very much”

on the topic of badgermole breeding… Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if she taught badgermoles how to metalbend?

seras-sanctum:
“ chefpyro:
“ dunmer-dovahkiin:
“ radiantraiment:
“Did You Know: In Saarthal, when Tolfdir says “I’ve never seen this in Nordic ruins before. Look at all these coffins!”, he’s referencing the ceiling rather than the tombs on the...

seras-sanctum:

chefpyro:

dunmer-dovahkiin:

radiantraiment:

Did You Know: In Saarthal, when Tolfdir says “I’ve never seen this in Nordic ruins before. Look at all these coffins!”, he’s referencing the ceiling rather than the tombs on the walls?

never once in my life and hours of gameplay have i ever looked up in this chamber

you could probably write a paragraph or two about how they could have led the player’s eye upwards in some way since this is legit some cool environment design but they just completely failed to cause the player to see it

They could’ve done better certainly, but like, “Gamers Don’t Look Up” is a super interesting psychology/design problem that game designers have to work around. You have to try really hard to make people look up. They just don’t want to do it. If you’re gonna put anything at all above line of sight of your players you better have the equivalent of a giant blinking arrow pointed at it or they will literally never see it.

They could have made a statue of some ancient nord hero and made it so big that the player has to look up to see it all.