Silver Tongue

murkypluviophile:

megaceros:

small fat low poly birbs

jiggle, my sons

dukeorsinos-gaycrisis:

viktor-risjak:

manicpixiedreamdragon:

banal-adventures:

necro-romantic:

macklesufficient:

macklesufficient:

macklesufficient:

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

so i’ve worked out that in my bloodswap, cursed tavros is the vessle that holds lady english. In it houses the souls of Sollux, Karkat, Jane and The muse of time herself, Calliope

so i’ve worked out that in my bloodswap, cursed tavros is the vessle that holds lady english. In it houses the souls of Sollux, Karkat, Jane and The muse of time herself, Calliope

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

8hy:

goth-aunt:

icapturedbeauty:

thenatsdorf:

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

I’m screaming

I AM YELLING

wow they even got the race right

This is perfect

wittgensteinsmister:

I fucking love Tumblr mobile

fuckyeahpaganism:

alittlemothboy:

so I need a bulk supply of this card

o m g 

defenestratin:

Had to work on another cover for Fantasy Illust class and I jumped on doing something for The Suffering Game! When I can, maybe I’ll work on the other arcs *_* 

heartandstride:
“ lumosfeminism:
“ legally-bitchtastic:
“ fuck-customers:
“Just saw this on facebook. This, and anyone who does this, is trash. That’s just plain rude.
”
For fuck’s sake, you aren’t a “prankster” you are a cheap asshole
”
This legit...

heartandstride:

lumosfeminism:

legally-bitchtastic:

fuck-customers:

Just saw this on facebook. This, and anyone who does this, is trash. That’s just plain rude.

For fuck’s sake, you aren’t a “prankster” you are a cheap asshole

This legit would have made me cry when I was waiting tables. A $4 tip is already usually barely 10% on most tables so that’s nothing to get excited about but then to see they actually were just screwing with you? Yeah. High comedy there

Anyone who does this tipping prank are just plain cruel and heartless. 

weavemama:

weavemama:

the pro-life movement really is a fucking joke lmao ya’ll preach about how abortion is cruel and evil while ya’ll support these greedy ass republicans who strip away healthcare from 24 million people (including children and children living with deadly diseases) 

what makes this “movement” an even larger pile of shit is how the republicans who voted for this bill did claim to be “pro life”. but ya know………. their love for that good ole embryo gives them a pass for causing thousands of people to die due to lack of health coverage… so yeah, fuck pro-lifers and fuck your sorry excuse of a movement