conceptgay:

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me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

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me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

therothwoman:

jagoandlitefoot:

umbrizaphiriz:

THE A C C E N T OMG

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

HOW

galoogamelady:
“ Al and his Halloween friends :)
poster print for Kumoricon!
”

galoogamelady:

Al and his Halloween friends :)
poster print for Kumoricon!

thenymreaper:

mememiya-anthy:

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

If you're gay does that mean you're also a unicorn?
Anonymous

wuffleton:

No, no nonono. Horses and their mythical relatives are bad bad bad, I’m def not a fan.

More like a rainbow colored puppy dog or something idk.

Unicorns weren’t bad, they were just assholes.
And pegasi were pretty okay if you were kind to them.
And hippocampi were cool with anyone unless that person threatened them.

Sollux didn't want to go buy a costume, but Mituna insisted that they go out dressed up for Halloween. Mituna ended up getting Sollux a "slutty bee costume" and forces him into it anyway.
Anonymous
paperseverywhere:
“ I’ve always liked the idea of trolls having rough and wiry hair.
”

paperseverywhere:

I’ve always liked the idea of trolls having rough and wiry hair.