Silver Tongue
petite-pumpkin:
“ She is telling them about the little white dog that keeps sneaking into her house and eats all the pies she bakes.
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petite-pumpkin:

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She is telling them about the little white dog that keeps sneaking into her house and eats all the pies she bakes.

omegajako:

historical-nonfiction:

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

flowerais:

A reminder that all the best people were once beginners. If you want to become really good at something, keep practicing even when you don’t see progress immediately. You can’t see it, but you’re improving a little bit every time you practice. Keep going and one day you’ll be amazing at it.

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

dubvictor:

musicalhell:

havahnagilah:

pixelthenerdcat:

  • “Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”
  • You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”
  • getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting
  • C A R  H U G S …
  • “THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”
  • unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other
  • “IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”
  • Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”
  • “wait do they even have windshield wipers”
  • “how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”
  • when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)
  • *incoherent screaming about car anatomy*
  • “Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”
  • “OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

Cars fanfic is a thing which I both somehow knew must exist and at the same time was perfectly happy never acknowledging the existence of.

content-wise, this is the least relatable post i’ve seen in weeks

and yet somehow i feel like i ghostwrote it because op’s frustration at writing is universal

dandalf-thegay:
“ wendycorduroy:
“ eisdax:
“
Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.
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you….. you understand the implications of this, right?
the pottery is finally revolting against Link...

dandalf-thegay:

wendycorduroy:

eisdax:

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Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

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you….. you understand the implications of this, right?

the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

me: i love musical theatre
friend: oh, you must be a great singer then!!
me: you could not be more wrong

spartanlocke:

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

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Stupid Overwatch Headcanon

kerictus:

xekstrin:

davidhenrywashington:

iamthedukeofurl:

Jesse McCree is, like, AMAZINGLY good at stealth. That’s why he was recruited to Blackwatch. When he wants to, he can move perfectly silently. 

This was an asset in the field, but it was becoming a serious problem on the base, because you had all these trained soldiers with hair-trigger reflexes who reacted badly to people appearing suddenly behind them.

They ended up making him wear spurs so they could keep track of him. If he ever takes them off he’s a ghost. 

The spurs are a cat bell I can’t believe it

yeah but i bet they had to make him think it was HIS idea or else he wouldn’t do it

Jack: The cowboy thing is ridiculous. Next thing I know you’ll be wearing spurs
Jesse: …………………
Gabriel, a few feet away muttering into his walkie talkie: Target successfully influenced, should I press it
Ana: No. Give it time. It has to be organic.

hes got spurs
that j i n g l e j a n g l e j i n g l e

Breaking news:

trollscribbles:

lovemysub:

nobungholesambition:

lovemysub:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

lmaoooo

reb-chan:

I give you…a whole lot of Adventure Zone sketches, mostly from my instagram stories.

I finally caught up! What a wonderful series~ Now I just have to figure out how these guys look like, though I absolutely adore @paticmak’s Ango and @careydraws’ Carey. :)

Anyways sorry for disappearing, I’ve had a ton of schoolwork that I hope to share with you guys soon!