schneezusweiss:

vault11overseer:

schneezusweiss:

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

realfootage:

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

weavemama:

HE IS SO SAVAGE

shittyidea:

Eat a live chicken

teroknortailor:

the saddest thing to read in an article about parents of trans kids is “i didn’t sign up for this” like yes you did. yes you fucking did. you signed up the minute you decided to have a child and i’m fucking appalled that you even thought to say that, because having a child means loving and celebrating them unconditionally. when you decided to have a child you signed up for a trans kid, a not straight kid, a mentally ill kid, a mentally disabled kid, a physically disabled kid, and a chronically ill kid all at once and you don’t get to idealize any of that away goodbye

bevendre:

Firstly, Dartrix loses its Flying type during evolution and gains Ghost type.  Secondly, seeing as owls fall under class Aves, they’re definitely birds (feathers, beaks, warm bloodedness, egg laying and flight aside). Thirdly, it’s a joke.

What the fuck is anon talking about

chefpyro:

Bad ending: Incineroar is a fighting type

Good ending: Incineroar isn’t a fighting type

True ending: No one cares: Decidueye is a ghost type

maxiesatanofficial:

freakxwannaxbe:

soggystyrofoam:

what junkrat looks like:

what y’all think junkrat looks like:

so he looks just like bart?

Y'know, I never noticed it before, but now that you mention it Junkrat really does look exactly like Bart Simpson.

The scary thing is how much junkrat looks exactly like bart.

zarekthelordofthefries:

fluffychesnut:

pizza-omelette:

Bagals! 

what the fuck

Ah, good. I’ve found it again. The best comic ever made.