Silver Tongue

giroshane:

writing-prompt-s:

You were accidentally born into the dev build version of Earth, and you can use commands to hack the “game”. Describe your life.

How your backyard barbecue go, The Smiths? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem. Ha ha. I tell little joke.

next time you invite Pam.

Nobody can invite PAM, PAM is everywhere all at once.

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Originally posted by nonetoon

ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

meme-rage:
“Guess that’s normal around here
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meme-rage:

Guess that’s normal around here

adamtots:

beep beep

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

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What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

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A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

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letshearitforthisclown:

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

homestuckartists:
“ here’s the dirk pile for the homestuck artists discord server! thanks to everyone who participated, they all look lovely! credits to each artist will be under the cut!
Keep reading
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look at all the seagulls

homestuckartists:

here’s the dirk pile for the homestuck artists discord server! thanks to everyone who participated, they all look lovely! credits to each artist will be under the cut!

Keep reading

look at all the seagulls

kramergate:

curtis-ballard:

kramergate:

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.

sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?