Silver Tongue

puublack:

Me: how many levels of Unfounded Tumblr Rumour are you on fam?

You: idk like 5 or 6 my dude

Me: You Weak Pathetic Fool

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athenacyikes:
“Her
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mcsiggy:
“ mcsiggy:
“forgot about this, the bae
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going through my homestuck tag and found my favorite picture of tavros.
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mcsiggy:

mcsiggy:

forgot about this, the bae

going through my homestuck tag and found my favorite picture of tavros.

scraps-is-busy:

woodelf68:

impulsebyimpulse:

chubbinafatzarelli:

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

Brisket and gravy makes a lot more sense than biscuits and gravy. Gravy goes with meat, butter goes with biscuits.

I haven’t seen this episode, but supposedly the Brisket was really good, and one of his opponents made really shitty biscuits. 

I’ve seen it. ONly one person actually made biscuits. Well one giant biscuit and white gravy which was the best dish out of the three. The other guy made some kind of shitty taco. you know, “deconstructed biscuits” and I think he put truffle oil in it but don’t remember. All I remember is that the judge was super cool about it considering that had brisket been the challenge, it would have been good. The guy who got eliminated was the one who made the deconstructed biscuits.

cityinthesea:

im crying why do i always draw shit that’s too wide to be viewed properly on tumblr i just want to live my life in cinematic 2:1 ratio fuck

anyways this was part of an idea for a bigger thing that i 100% won’t ever finish. it was a lot more sad than this drawing communicates. and had time travel hope magic + punching coffeeshop au-esque tropes in the face.

tastefullyoffensive:

“I have been failing to get my comics published in the New Yorker for months now. Here are some of my favorite rejects.” - Phil Jones (more)

deadlykillerqueen:
“ choro-q:
“ Me: *gets drunk on this*
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deadlykillerqueen:

choro-q:

Me: *gets drunk on this*

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chefpyro:

threw this image into the discord chat and let things unfold

brakken:

Some The Adventure Zone things.

I wanted to base the three boys’ designs around the animals they chose as masks for the Petals to the Metal race. Merle as an owl, Magnus a bear, and Taako a mongoose. Still refining the designs (gotta work in Taako’s hat somehow) but they’re getting there!

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(one of my recent fave moments - how does a comedy DnD podcast induce such emotions) 

Sorry if any details are missing from their outfits/inventory - there’s a lot to keep track of in the show!

chefpyro:
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chefpyro:

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