eric-coldfire:

fuckingconversations:

wtf-fun-factss:

The Sandbox Tree - WTF fun facts

The seeds can be launched at 70 metres per second (160 mph) 

 
“The hura tree protects its explosive fruits with a sap so toxic that it will raise great red welts if it touches human skin and even blind those who get it into their eyes. The macaws, however, are not put off. Long before the fruits are ripe, the birds rip them apart, pods, seeds and all, and then, after a meal that would have poisoned others, they fly to particular places on a river bank where they can gnaw out and swallow a special clay which detoxifies their meal.”

That’s one pissed off dryad.

cartoonpolitics:

(cartoon by Jen Sorenson)

3lixar:

the dashcon ballpit should be an scp that materializes at unfortunate events

pessimistpriest:

I am happy BUT i do not trust this “fun” and “unique” deal griffin My boy what is ur plan

alt-j:

deadguy95:

everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder

ventela1:

I like how in the thread of GF=girlfriend and BF=boyfriend, datemate can be shortened to DM. Take me out to dinner and roll for seduction.

dangerbanks:

the-squirrel-queen:

These two guys just heelied down the hallway together holding hands

Heelies are now gay culture. Have fun walking places, heteros.

lmaonade:

nyapping:

cherrycheesebae:

nyapping:

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

every time someone reblogs this god forsaken post my activity feed just stops working

bloodsbane:

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