dangerbanks:

the-squirrel-queen:

These two guys just heelied down the hallway together holding hands

Heelies are now gay culture. Have fun walking places, heteros.

bloodsbane:

$5 commission for @doscoon!

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aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

rose-ebottles:

kanaya is so fucking good i love her she picks up rose’s shit in 5 seconds and seamlessly throws it back at her

and rose is just like holy shit?? who is this woman??? out bitching me??

mechinaries:

i finally watched lego batman, aka the only version of batman i care about

tastefullyoffensive:

(via SophieMartini)

opossumprince:

opossumprince:

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

lethanvas:

cptsdead:

+ the inability or struggle to say “no”, because disobedience meant punishment and you are used to being directed all the time

+ being unable to emotionally relate with your family (especially parents, if they are the abuser). concurring thoughts of “i won’t care if THEY die”, or “they won’t care if I die”

+ always afraid/hesitant to confide in someone else about feelings or thoughts, because you are used to being neglected/dismissed when you talk about your feelings, constantly being replied with “get over it”. the consequence of this is that the emotions/feelings pile up inside over time and, when you reach the limit, you suddenly become self-destructive or imminently violent/emotional

+ however, when given the chance to CONFIDE about your feelings with freedom confidently, everything spills out, even if it’s with a stranger or with someone you have not been in contact for very long.

+ you always assume that the answer to every question/statement you say is “no”, even if you definitely know the person is very likely to say “yes”. you prepare for denial and disappointment and feel a huge wave of relief when they say “yes”.

+ being secretive about enjoyment/liking things, or being secretive in what you’ve done for the day, even if it’s not deemed “bad” or “illegal”.

+ simultaneously confused whether you have affection towards your parent(s) or you hate them whole-heartedly, despite knowing that they abuse you. the confusion stems from “well, they’re my parent, so i think they’re doing this because they love me”, though the thought is, of course, false

+ being scared that people will only take advantage of you, as your parents consequently thought of you as an object to benefit from, and not someone to love.

+ being easily attached to others, because you had no parental figure. this can lead you to being easily manipulated and you are very easily controlled. children under parental abuse are also more likely to have “chosen families”.

+ having an “escape plan” or “last resort” if you still live with your parents, just in case they do something worse to you, thinking up of elaborate plans to get out, how you’ll survive, where you’ll stay, etc.

+ being surprised learning that other parents are unlike your parents, and having to have someone/a source to tell you that what your parents are doing is abusive, and as a child you thought it was normal to be unhappy at home.

+ liking school or days out because that meant being away from your parents

+ developing emotional/personality disorders and distorted thinking

Ive got some of that, but i dont think i was in an abusive parenthood >3<