Silver Tongue

bisexualcaptainkirk:

when you’ve been in a fandom for 3+ years and are sick of seeing the same exact circular arguments 

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DaddyoFive Update

benepla:

roblowcop:

awesomegirlystuff:

HEATHER AND MIKE (MommyoFive and DaddyoFive) just lost custody of ALL THEIR CHILDREN

Cody and Emma, Mike’s kid’s, have been given back to their real mother

Alex, Ryan and Jake, Heather’s kids, are being reconsidered by a judge to live with their biological father and so far it looks like the real dad is going to get his sons back

here’s the source video with an interview between cody/emma’s mother and her lawyer

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ask-that-devil-bendy:

JOEY! What the hell! Quick! Replace the reel before he leaves!

YOU PUTZ! YOU RUINED MY SHOT!

awed-frog:

babyanimalgifs:

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

I don’t know much about birds, so I looked this up - turns out, round cages like that one are bad for birds, because they only feel safe when they have corners so if they can’t find one, they become very anxious and scared and this can lead to health problems. That’s why cockatoos hate those cages and why this worker of the Saskatoon Parrot Rescue (Canada) is destroying it. So this bird (Pebble) isn’t upset at the loss of the cage, as some websites say, but is actually trying to join in by expressing its glee that the stupid thing is gone.

Another good thing is that the Daily Mail tagged this as WARNING: BIRD LANGUAGE and actually put ‘bleep’ sounds on every single fuck and fucking that comes out of that cockatoo’s beak.

[link to original video]

captain-asparagus:
“DOG WALK
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mahakavi:

icelikevinyl:

mahakavi:

i just saw a post on fb that said men shouldn’t let their girlfriends/wives pump gas….like literally men should be the only ones putting gas in the car….what is the logic someone explain

well u see, once a woman has a taste of control of phallic “pumping” & ejaculation of gasoline into the warm and receptive car body, she will carry this energy forth as an emasculatory force against the man in question, stripping his life of meaning, since fucking the car is usually his prerogative and his main source of identity

i’ve been screaming at this for 10 hours

twyrine:

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

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slimetony:
“ slimetony:
“Wonderful Chicago pizza 🍕 can see why you guys love it
”
To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re eating off the floor
”

slimetony:

slimetony:

Wonderful Chicago pizza 🍕 can see why you guys love it

To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re eating off the floor

pembrokewkorgi:

deadpoolic:

It’s not easy being John.

@mastermod

luka-cheshire:

it’s comin up

it’s comin up

it’s comin up

it’s comin up

it’s comin up

it’s comin up

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