Silver Tongue

scotchtapeofficial:

nlghtowl:
If u fetishize same gender relationships and call them your sinful gay babies you’re not funny and relatable you’re just gross
if u approach real life couples and SQUEE XD OTP I SHIP IT !!!! I LOVE GAYS YOURE SO CUTE ill have u kno i dream of eviscerating u

If you call any gay ship “yaoi” regardless of whether or not it is explicitly yaoi, then I’m gonna throw you into the sun.

kelssiel:

zoobus:
sasunaru-senses:
year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.
Which part of the Bible is this from
Believe it 3.10

conspicuouslad:

Due to budget cuts, we’ve had to combine your eye exam and Rorschach test.
Please tell me what you think the third line from the top looks like.

ask-oppositestuck:

DAMARA: you could say she’s our favorite beautiful dummy <3

mikemaximum:

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)

spade-nightmaren:

moodboard

ask-oppositestuck:

DAVE: im scared it might secretly be piss in a bottle

spoon-fresh:

put this on your blog if you arent a coward