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lmao😂/smh🙄
Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.
“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”
“Are the other skittles human lives?”
“What?”
“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”
“Well sure. But the point-”
“I would eat the skittles.”
“Ok-well the point is-”
“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.
Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…
… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”
Ladies and gentlemen:
The Curly Shuffle.
Funny story about the origin of that move.
The Stooges were making a film/short/whatever and one scene was giving Curly a lot of trouble. He kept blowing his line. They did take after take after take and he got more and more frustrated, because he couldn’t get it right.
One last take, he screwed it up, threw himself on the floor in frustration and started spinning himself like that going “woowoowoowoowoo.” It was pure rage and frustration.
Everyone present fell to the floor laughing, so they started using that in their films.
That is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
