remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK
THE ERECTION IS FREE
Link looks SO CONFUSED and slightly offended
That feel when u realize u have to pull most of the weight on the group project
He’s like shit now they have standards.
“I believe in him!”
“Why?”
“I believe in him too!”
“WHY?!”
Gray Ghost Week - Free Day
forgive the colored sketch :’) i just wanted to get something out b/c ive been slacking hard aa
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kurk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan, came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his Cowboy Ass.
oh god a sang along
