Silver Tongue

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

rainnecassidy:

unpretty:

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK

THE ERECTION IS FREE

durbikins:

browningtons:

durbikins:

Theater Kids vs. Anime Club: Clash of Super Annoying

What about the band kids

DLC

mineapple:

buckybutts:

so jill ate her own adoption form

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

dekuboya:

“…his boy??”

rosexknight:

bh6-hamada-brothers:

miss-nerdgasmz:

puppetzeldas:

Link looks SO CONFUSED and slightly offended

That feel when u realize u have to pull most of the weight on the group project

He’s like shit now they have standards.

“I believe in him!”

“Why?”

“I believe in him too!”

“WHY?!”

equalizerthepegasus:

ramtrak:

apasionadoplus:

HG 機動戦士ガンダム 鉄血のオルフェンズ ヘルムヴィーゲ・リンカー 1/144スケール

@tanmanscabana

Mecha. Shovel Knight. Awesome.

phantomtype:
“ “Gray Ghost Week - Free Day
”
forgive the colored sketch :’) i just wanted to get something out b/c ive been slacking hard aa
”
@thewinterwulf

phantomtype:

Gray Ghost Week - Free Day

forgive the colored sketch :’) i just wanted to get something out b/c ive been slacking hard aa

@thewinterwulf

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kurk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan, came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his Cowboy Ass.

ezurad:

oh god a sang along