Silver Tongue

lancehunks:

personally i think hunk is the most relatable voltron character because while he frowns upon all the stupid shit his friends do, he doesn’t hesitate to participate with them. like, lance could be like ‘im going to drink three glasses of nunvill and meet god in a target on the astral plane’ and he’d be like, ‘don’t do that’ while pouring the three glasses himself

appleshampooing:
“Whoever photoshopped the Dashcon ball pit into this photo from the Fyre Festival did such a good job that Cosmo magazine put it in it’s list of things that went wrong at the Fyre Fest on Snapchat.
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appleshampooing:

Whoever photoshopped the Dashcon ball pit into this photo from the Fyre Festival did such a good job that Cosmo magazine put it in it’s list of things that went wrong at the Fyre Fest on Snapchat.

fallustoro:

have some beautiful doodles inspired by this post x

because c’mon it’s just screaming taako and lup

poopcop:

The people who claim the world is a cold cruel place and no one’s going to hold your hand or coddle you are 100% the people making the world cold and cruel in the first place lmao

aithris:

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I kinda wanna cling to the hope that there might actually be a rational reason plot wise behind Peridot’s proportions fluctuating so much, but I’m probably just deluding myself… I’d be really happy if her head/torso/thighs were depicted with the same proportions they had before, sob.

Oh, and I know there are already dozens of posts about it, but I had wanted to make a comparison chart ever since last year and just as I was about to make it, everyone started sharing their own :’)
I still wanted to post something about the topic, so… uh. There you go. Have this 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.

the-great-mighty-dick:
“ metal-blake:
“ the-great-mighty-dick:
“ Game Theory does Splatoon turn into a squid????
Game Theory does Supra Mario drive go-kart???
GAME THEORY DRY BONES AND DRY BOWSER IS PAPYROS AND SAND???
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I will say with this one he...

the-great-mighty-dick:

metal-blake:

the-great-mighty-dick:

Game Theory does Splatoon turn into a squid????

Game Theory does Supra Mario drive go-kart???

GAME THEORY DRY BONES AND DRY BOWSER IS PAPYROS AND SAND???

I will say with this one he was trying more to answer “Did the inklings evolve from humans or squids?”

But at the same time, no one asked, no one cared, and my god is it a misleading title and thumbnail as to what he actual theorizes about.

more accurately it’s “no one asked because the game already fucking tells you they evolved from squids”

i’s more about the biology of inkings than whether or not they evolved from squids. the evolution part was just so that it would count as a theory.

spiralmint:
“annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting
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spiralmint:

annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting

mbulteau:

roseshrimp:

lord-of-the-discourse:

superstar-mettaton:

helioptiles:

superstar-mettaton:

helioptiles:

superstar-mettaton:

helioptiles:

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I saw this post at 5:00 in the morning and dismissed it as a fever dream and I scroll to find it was real

for anyone who might be looking in the notes to find the origin, it’s from an abandonware game called Ninja Nanny. and no, context only makes this worse and more baffling

is… is the snoring a helicopter

fearingfun:
“ ghost-of-algren:
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For those curious:
Google Maps
Bing Maps
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