PSA: Goldfish

animalwelfarists:

dumbpetstorecustomers:

Goldfish are literally the worst “starter pet.”

You wanna know why?

Media has tricked most people (including myself until recently) that goldfish are happy in a bowl. This is blatantly false. The rule of thumb for most fish, space-wise, is a gallon of water per inch of adult fish. Since goldfish are incredibly messy, most experts recommend at least 2 gallons per inch of fish. Goldfish at adult size reach 12-15 inches, meaning that you will need 25-30 gallons to keep your goldfish alive for its whole lifespan. An average bowl is ½-1 gallon. What happens is that the goldfish’s organs will keep growing, but its skeletal frame cannot, eventually suffocating it. How long is the average lifespan of a goldfish? If kept well, goldfish easily live 30 years in captivity. So when people tell me, “Oh well mine lived in a bowl just fine for a year,” it’s the equivalent of saying, “Well I kept my dog alive for 6 months, so I know what I’m doing.” Do goldfish a favor. Keep them in a pond if you’re set on having them (they can be quite beautiful fish), or if you want a fish that can live in a smaller tank, get a betta or a guppy. They are just as beautiful and you won’t be cutting their lifespan short by 29-30 years.

^^^ This.

I’ll also add that in addition to being terrible starter pets, goldfish (like most animals) are not appropriate pets for children. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen parents buy goldfish just to shut their kids up about getting a dog, and even worse, I’ve seen them buy the fish under the pretence of allowing their kid to get a puppy if they can only “keep the fish alive for a week”.

It’s legitimately disgusting how little a goldfish’s life means to some people, and honestly, the media is at least partially to blame. 

lahkiin:
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lizziebennet:

When mom isn’t around

bard playing their harp in a dungeon: everybody knows shit fuck

unrelatableuserboxes:

spaceguyofficialtwitteraccount:

unrelatableuserboxes:

mushious:

unrelatableuserboxes:

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This is stupid because space PROVES there are things out there. Space is the SPACE between objects. It wouldn’t be called SPACE is there was something between everything else.

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Please die. Both of you.

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“ cocktormedick:
“ facts-i-just-made-up:
“ Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will...

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

charlesoberonn:

mutisija:

types of shiny pokemons

  • better than original
  • green
  • um..
  • you cannot tell difference between the shiny and original no matter how hard you try

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relatable deaths from ancient times

gothicwhoreoine:

thoodleoo:

  • chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
  • zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
  • aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
  • plato: partied too hard
  • empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
  • philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
  • saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
  • didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
  • petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

Tag urself I’m Plato

petite-pumpkin:
“ Snow ride!
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petite-pumpkin:

Snow ride!

anenigmaticmosaic:

jollylollylily:

psychedelicfelon:

niveaserrao:

I still can’t believe this happened. 

GOAT

President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.

You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao