Goretober day 27: Before the Gore

Look how innocent she is. Completely unaware of what is to come

pipizhe:

i’m DONE

epic-divorceman:

sofiessketches:

I love them…..so….much……..

ahhhhbeans:

idrils:

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

Why not both?
Spread your legs and Thriller starts playing and fog pours out.

theartofanimation:

Cassio Yoshiyaki  -  http://yoshiyaki.deviantart.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/cassio.yoshiyaki  -  http://yoshiyaki.tumblr.com  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/yoshiyaki  -  https://drawcrowd.com/yoshiyaki  -  https://es.pinterest.com/yoshiyaki/boards  -  https://www.behance.net/yoshiyaki

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

lazycheskie:

sixpenceee:

Good job, Lego!

OH MY GOD I CRY

AND THE WAY THEY SAID WHY SOMEONE WOULD PREFER A DOLLHOUSE OVER THE SPACESHIP WITHOUT PUTTING DOWN EITHER, IS AMAYZING

heythisisbecky:

Today one of my students threw a stuffed animal across the room and it landed directly in a plate filled with paint

And I had it narrowed down to a few kids but no one would confess so I made them all put their toys away and have five minutes of quiet time to Reflect on Their Behavior

During that five minutes of relative silence, this group of three year olds INVENTED A NEW CLASSMATE, named him, and unanimously blamed him for throwing the toy across the room

There was not a single weak link, they were all ride or die

Unreal