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home brewed rpg, the party was in a bar when a smoke bomb went off and knocked us all out. we all woke up in a cell on a spaceship a while later, and after escaping and fighting some robots we take a look around

catfolk pilot ooc: i have high wisdom so i’m gonna do a perception check to check out the ship

pilot: *crit miss*

pilot: “hey are you the guys from the bar??”

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