Silver Tongue

Duel of the fates but it’s spider man 2 pizza theme

My favorite people are the ones who didn’t know reindeer and narwhals are real.

crinosg:
mistresskabooms:
The fucking buildup was worth the payoff
Hawkeye is best Avenger confirmed.
Couldn’t fire his bow but still shot the bastard down.

chelseybrookie:

What was that bit about sharp rocks?

chelseybrookie:

I’ve been laughing about this all day

millionfish:

jck

nekurothings:

it’s ya girl.

wynterxplague:

sixpenceee:
ext666:
@sixpenceee would you join us for dinner?
This is my type of dinner.
If Tim Burton directed beauty and the beast

shitpost-senpai:

splantamello:
beeswarm17:
karkat-san:
karkat-san:
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait