Silver Tongue

wilhuffs:

Duel of the fates but it’s spider man 2 pizza theme

suturmon:

My favorite people are the ones who didn’t know reindeer and narwhals are real.

sn0wbro:
“”

critical-perspective:

crinosg:

mistresskabooms:

The fucking buildup was worth the payoff

Hawkeye is best Avenger confirmed.

Couldn’t fire his bow but still shot the bastard down.

chelseybrookie:

What was that bit about sharp rocks?

chelseybrookie:

I’ve been laughing about this all day

millionfish:
“jck
”
nekurothings:
“it’s ya girl.
”

nekurothings:

it’s ya girl.

wynterxplague:
“ sixpenceee:
“ ext666:
“@sixpenceee would you join us for dinner?
”
This is my type of dinner.
”
If Tim Burton directed beauty and the beast
”

wynterxplague:

sixpenceee:

ext666:

@sixpenceee would you join us for dinner?

This is my type of dinner.

If Tim Burton directed beauty and the beast

shitpost-senpai:

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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