real-scars-fake-smiles:

kayytx:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

doomy:

sombra-dy-once-told-me:

lesbianworstenemy:

Good

Best news I’ve seen is the headline “bill nye the vagina guy”

I love the phrase “promotes transgenderism” as though it’s a choice lmao

ravenclawwit:

actually the funniest thing about the fyre festival fiasco is that basically a bunch of rich kids were on a regular normal camping trip instead of a “glamping experience” or whatever privileged asshole bullshit they signed up for and now they’re out here acting like they survived a war zone. like oh the horror, becky and chad had to eat a cheese sandwich and pee in a porta-potty, somebody call the fucking red cross

shitwithart:

I was a big fan of Elements

fuckheadwitha:

I cannot emphasize enough that although we can take a lot of lessons from fyre festival about: conspicuous consumption, social media marketing, parallel economies, the fundamental scam artistry of the ‘young entrepreneur’ luxury economy, etc., the real lesson we should take away is how easy it is to lure a bunch of rich people onto an isolated island with no hope of escape.

ofthefog:

writing-prompt-s:

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

@chefpyro

mbulteau:

crawlingchaos13:

ubercharge:

burdmom:

gudroo:

pochowek:

were-all-queer-here:

This is the sexist bullshit I find on my news feed on Facebook. Why. It’s that whole “oh I’m not like other girls” ideology. Fuck outta here with that.

Aux cord

windshield

screwdriver

curly fry

Amp cable adapter

flux capacitor

Plumbus

sirianhewig:

Batman Gotham Adventures #37