quartz-poker:
“ did-you-kno:
“ A Texas man entered a Bazooka Joe contest 60 years late, and won. While cleaning his house, Darwin Day found a pack of 50’s baseball cards with contest rules on the back and entered the contest as a joke. When Bazooka...

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

A Texas man entered a Bazooka Joe contest 60 years late, and won. While cleaning his house, Darwin Day found a pack of 50’s baseball cards with contest rules on the back and entered the contest as a joke. When Bazooka called to tell him he’d won, he ‘fell out of bed because [he]… was laughing so hard.’ Source

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You know a company’s good when they’ll do things like this.

so does blair bruise easily or is it just multi coloured coat or scars?

hollllow:

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Technically none of the above, Blair is just brutal and straight-forward. She’s the embodiment of -kicks down your door- and would run straight through cacti and rose bushes instead of taking the faster and safer path. All her bruises are from being rough and punching things aside from her black eye.

gluttonace:

All of KB and BSB’s hoard of children!

Casey Lakes
First born and firey Casey is very, very pissy that all her younger siblings are taller than her aside from the baby of the family. She’s Bi and cis though doesn’t mind male pronouns at times. She may or may not get pissy when Butterfly fawns over Maya.

Butterfly Blast
The second born and the prep of the family. Butterfly is gay and Cis and has a less-than-hidden crush on her younger sister Maya. She’s already started a job as a underwear/lingerie model and designer. Rollick is usually her male model.

Maya Mystic
Third born Maya is very gross and relaxed. She spends a lot of her time working out and meditating and the smallest amount of time she could possibly spare is for bathing. As such, she always has a strong, but not entirely unpleasant scent unless you catch her right after a workout. She’s pan and genderfluid.

Brute Haze
The fourth born and the biggest horn. While he may look unpleasant and cold he’s actually pretty much a ball of worry and insecurity. He just doesn’t want to get hurt and though his siblings try to coax him out of his shell he stays deep inside it. He’s bi and agender with male pronouns preferred though he’s still not entirely accepting of his gay side.

Rollick Rain
Fifth born Rollick was made from a test tube and artificial womb. He is very loving, open and warm to everyone and mature for his age, most people think he’s one of the oldest of the siblings. He’s homoflexible and cis with a feminine side. He also carries the kelpie incest gene very well, finding himself crushing hard on his uncles and cousins and sometimes Blair and Casey.

Blair Kickup
Last born and for a reason, Blair was another test tube baby but ended up…much more violent than expected. She’s brutal, mean, and harsh to those she loves and cold and distant to those she doesn’t. It’s a curse for her to like you. Being the problem child you’d expect her to be distanced or always in punishment but Blair expresses SOME sympathy for her siblings and nurses them if she hurts them too bad and KB and BSB love her with all their heart. She’s agender, asexual (unless you’re a corpse), and mute and accepts any pronouns.

nothing is spoopier than a bunch of assholes

nothing is spoopier than a bunch of assholes

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senyaofzakuul:
“ “what should we do for a new desktop icon?”
Todd Howard: Just zoom in
“jesus fucking christ todd you’re a genius” ”

senyaofzakuul:

“what should we do for a new desktop icon?”
Todd Howard: Just zoom in
“jesus fucking christ todd you’re a genius”

gluttonace:

KB and BSBs gaybo sons Rollick and Brute

captain-fanattic:

captain-fanattic:

imm crying i just played a game against 5 genjis and a lucio but we all stopped to chill out on the point the game lasted for 12+ minutes and when one genji accidentally killed me i came back and said “time fore a lesson in tranquility” and a genji responded “yes master” then i ultd and all of the genji’s also ultd and it was Beautiful 10/10 game god bless

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cindeer:
“ stielle:
“ Horns and spots? How does that….?
”
It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!
”

cindeer:

stielle:

Horns and spots? How does that….?

It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!