Why are there ppl who legitimately care about queen elizabeth? Like what has she personally done for them that they care for her?
Okay, what’s the rest of y’all’s excuses?
She’s not gonna fuck you, and even if she did she wouldn’t be any good at it
she did and she was
Amen to that.
Damn, Throat-GOAT QLiz on a country wide sloppy fest?
The day after Velvet Mouth Lizzie dies, Big Ben is gonna get destroyed in a freak storm. One last tornado blowjob before she gets dragged down to Hell with Philip.
wehavecomeforyourprivateschools:
phasing into the shadow realm
NOT LONG NOW
this is like a really long roundabout way of telling kids why their dog isnt coming home but for conservatives
Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we’ve had them for like a decade now. They’re fantastic features and Tumblr doesn’t get enough credit for having them.
I’m actually willing to assert that Tumblr actually has some of the best site functionality:
- queue/schedule system
- tagging that doesn’t interfere with the actual content of posts
- the ask/inbox system
- ability to make likes/following lists private
- ability to reblog posts multiple times
- the “Keep Reading” feature
- ability to easily post different media. AFAIK Tumblr is the only social media site that lets you post audio without it being a video.
- dash is always in reverse chronological order
the ability to almost entirely customize your home page is pretty neat, too
I could go on about this forever but I firmly believe that Tumblr is a remnant from a time before companies figured out how to efficiently monetize social media, and as such it’s designed with users instead of advertisers in mind.
That’s both why it has continued to have active avid users in spite of a lot of technical /policy issues, and why it hasn’t been massively profitable.
I treasure this garbage site.
This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.
Oh come on, that’s not fair.
Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.Was about to scroll past when I saw that comment
taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water
have you tried putting it in rice
in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.
taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol
Don’t worry he’s just taking his big dog to the dog park
ugh
my hand has been forced
no more “cerberus is the demon version of clifford” my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.
Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes
I’m ready for anything. Black Metal Britney Spears, competitive knitting Britney Spears, cave explorer Britney Spears, full-time mom Britney Spears, anything
Brittany doing everything a la Barbie is perfectly fine
i get y'all’s spirit and I agree that we should support whatever art she makes now that she has the freedom to make what she wants; but i’m pretty sure that’s not the point of the post. perhaps think less “off-beat production that i can consume” and more she is likely going to say something on social media, or in an interview, or a video, that is going to make people uncomfortable. She is going to show symptoms of her trauma and mental illness and people are going to use that as an excuse to demonize her once more. It is incredibly and painfully difficult to resocialize yourself when you have been deeply socially traumatized, and even more so when you have a burning spotlight on you. It’s not “stan this celebrity’s career” it’s “protect mentally ill people from systemic abuse even when their symptoms make you uncomfortable”








