jakegyllenhaalelujah:

kylieminoguefanclub:

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

anarchacannibalism:

mmilhouse:

objectdreams:

1-star yelp review of the Statue of Liberty

written using a predictive text computer program

source: all 1- and 2-star yelp reviews of the Statue of Liberty

i am saying that we are definitely in the statue

‘i have been too many things in the dead heat of time’

bossarmadimon:

halloween pals by sherwind

avril-circus:

He doesn’t like new clothes.

colourofoctober:

When you see two posts that are pretty much the same but are posted by different blogs

joshpeck:

when you look at two posts that are very much alike but have been produced by two different blogs

scumbag-solas:

nix-shiva:

i don’t just run around the Hinterlands looking for doors to break down.
i play the game sometimes.

WHAT THE FUCK. I DIDN’T TRY THIS AT ALL. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?

johnskylar:

medschoolapplicant:

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.