jasper-rolls:

iwashinaga:

jasper-rolls:

bone healing juice

milk

blocked

persephinae:

chicksalloverme:

if rats can hold a cracker they can hold a sword 

monomogi:

i keep seeing wendys mascot everywhere on my fb so i decided to join in the bandwagon????

frappe-whore:

Season 9 of RuPaul’s Drag Race really is serving up fish this season.

atoyont:

pochowek:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

moonlandingwasfaked:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

FREEZE DON’T MOVE SCUMBAGS WE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WE WANT YOU

TAKE THE SHOT TAKE THE SHOT

SAYONRA DIRTBAG

you fucking fools. you got the wrong guy. that’s clearly lego, not Bionicle

bionicle IS Lego. this is just killing the man in charge. they’re thinking ahead

These range from “odd but realistic” to “this should be impossible.”

chris-aa15:

iamgowensforeva:

weavemama:

tbh????? squidward is just an aspiring art ho who’s tryna get by in life while working at a job he absolutely despises,, he tried to get his music and artwork out there but the corrupt ass bikini bottom didn’t see his work as a valuable skill,…..similar to how a lot of young artists today have a hard time making money from their work…squidward is the true face of the American struggle and nickelodeon is a real bitch for exposing us to the economic injustices of the world

Damn…. you right

This shit deeper than the Pacific Ocean

iguanamouth:

woopwoopwoopwoop submitted: Look at this weird ass unicorn

i roll a nat 20 on givin this bird a big fat kiss

ostolero:

stinkyhat:

ostolero:

ostolero:

untapped joke potential: putting health bars on really big buildings

I’m not talking about video games or some irrelevant shit I’m talking about real buildings like the eiffel tower which I will kill in one hit

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES !!!

Time for the DLC with more HP than the final boss

tayloschilling:

Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…