time for remi’s controversial opinion:
noah fence but butter is disgusting and i have no idea how some ya’ll can stand it
if you can taste the butter over the dish itself, then it’s the dishes fault for being blander than english muffins
Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”
me: “I love and forgive him.”
Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?
i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
