nah–fam:

lazyclaw:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

kelizo:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

bunjywunjy:

ruimtetijd:

terbo-dreamscape:

emergency-broadcast-system:

Now you can understand how it sounds when i hear any siren

art

tornado sirens normally: 📢⚠️🌪 THERES A TORNADO 📢💥❗️

these tornado sirens: 💫🌸✨ there’s a tornado 🥰 🌈🌱

✨😻💖🎶four tornadoes 🎶💖😻✨

Okay we don’t get tornadoes in Wales so I am admittedly unsure of the etiquette but if four of the fuckers are going off simultaneously should he not be staying in a house right now

Tornados move fast and are erratic

it’s best to get in a storm cellar or the most internal room of your house

So… not wandering around outside making a Tiktok of the pretty sound?

Categories of answers I have received to this question:

1. It’s probably just Wednesday
2. It’s probably a test (context clues suggest these two answers are related)
3. Yeah but you have to go outside to see the pretty clouds first
4. It’s fine, the tornado is probably the other side of the town
5. Mid-westerners have no self-preservation instincts and like to watch the houses fly past

Thank you to everyone who submitted this data for my analysis, my conclusion is that I don’t understand America

MURICA YEAH

trans-humanish:

elliementalnightmare:

crazy-brazilian:

osha-official-the-sequel:

otterfire:

memewhore:

@osha-official @osha-official-the-sequel

That’s uh. That’s not how hands are usually sanitized, but seeing as they’re Australian… That’s out of my jurisdiction.

guerrillatech:

aromanticduck:

aromanticduck:

Saw someone typo ‘queerbaiting’ as 'queenbaiting’. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

Types of responses to this post:

1. ‘That happens to me all the time and it’s so annoying’
2. ‘That’s also queerbaiting’
3. ‘No, it’s when Queen Elizabeth is in hospital but doesn’t die’

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

notajerusalemcricket:

pink-ash-of-biscuit-fire:

anomalous-heretic:

xx-redwood-xx:

vetulicolia:

i felt, inspired

the youtube layout hasnt looked like this in YEARS

neither have serfs, to be fair

isopods in the other hand, those bitches timeless

so is the devil

notvoid:

i cant stop thinking about this

doubleca5t:

vworpstageleft:

demilypyro:

Honkball

… I thought this was a joke. I thought you were doing a bit.