silverliveblogsthings:

“Hey Steven, what’s up? Have you read more Homestuck?”

“Yeah, but I’m…”

“Aaahhh! Isn’t it amazing? How far did you get?”

“I’m almost done with one of the acts, but I’m really confused.”

“They keep talking about this Bro guy who died… am I supposed to know who he is?”

“Bro… but that’s Dave’s… brother.”

“Steven, you’re reading the acts in order right?”

“There’s an order!? Oh man, I just started with Act 5 because that’s where all the cool trolls are.”

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

And scientists argue about whether or not it classifies as tool usage. What do you think?

It’s tool usage as long as picking up a rock or stick and using that for stuff qualifies as tool usage.

gearholder:

puniper:

my dad entering my room with a bowl of grapes: do you want grapes?

me: no

my dad setting down the grapes on my desk: i will leave you these grapes here

witdiseased:

@birdsrightsativist  going hard after Trump has made my day so joyful

courtesycalling:

courtesycalling:

-”john what are you eating?” “troll eggs”

-”gamzee, I don’t understand, where do you get so much of this shit?” “well, it all started when I was a little dude…”

I’m having war flashbacks

porigoshi:

Behind the Scene of “Mindful Education”

After all, I’ve watched and enjoyed the show.

rosexknight:

I’m sorry you’re going to be frustrated when I address the customer behind you to ask what they need and the customer behind THEM when they also need help. Asking where my co-workers went doesn’t really help. You’ve been talking to me for 20 minutes about nothing, I still don’t know what you need from me, and it’s an hour to close. We have other things to do than listen to you. Things that have to be done if we wanna go home.

mrsjadecurtiss:

rcmclachlan:

irkdesu:

aerogrammestudio:

From  How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely

JFC.

ETCH THIS INTO MY HEADSTONE.

@steven-after-not-surviving

coldhardcummies:

goliathsjam:

lordran-man:

goliathsjam:

coldhardcummies:

when u have to pee but someones in the bathroom

Originally posted by janpetergieseking

What?
What the fuck?

I guess youve never had to pee while someone else was in the bathroom

I have my own bathroom.

when you have your own bathroom 

Originally posted by graftheory