Silver Tongue

lemkid:

i got Real Mad about misinterpretations of my Favorite Boy again.
[shakes reddit by the shoulders] GOD IS A METAPHOR
(inspired by that meme on this topic with the same energy.) (transcript under the cut)
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(british lady from hitman voice) Elon Musk eliminated. Good job, 47. Your next target, Jeff Bezos.

chefpyro:

pochowek:
Some achievement/feat ideas
“Yep, Still Does Nothing To Me”
Kill Elon Musk with a poison laced marijuana joint
Amazon Grace
Snipe Jeff Bezos from the church tower
Actually, Tesla Was The Doctor
Steer Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla to run him over
Prime Delivery
Kill Jeff Bezos by dropping a grenade through the chimney into his room
I Like This Color Way Better
Cause Elon Musk’s gory death by removing the forklift safety guidelines
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Throw Jeff Bezos into his 10,000 Year Clock
Alexa, Kill This Clown
Electrocute Jeff Bezos with his own Amazon Alexa
Just Like His Kars
Launch Elon Musk into space
Spac-Ex
Actually, let Grimes launch Elon Musk into space
Wage Against The Machine
Let Jeff Bezos be trampled to death by the angered mob
Appease the Masses
Guillotine both targets
#twitter sucks cause you wouldnt be able to post this there

pocketss:

lost in the moss

inthefallofasparrow:

inthefallofasparrow:
inthefallofasparrow:
iguesssoyeaj:
indoraptorz:
dickdefeater:
gayvian:
gayvian:
why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed

phin-dicated:

Bonk!
My friend let me bother her tablet so I was able to make digital art again! First thing to do is draw the babies. I do have a kofi set up on my profile so if you like my art and want to help fund a new tablet, please consider leaving a tip!

speedofsoundsketches:

speedofsoundsketches:
speedofsoundsketches:
speedofsoundsketches:
Focused.
Chili dog stand-off.
(in response to my friend’s take on who sonic’s “focusing” on haha)
( @magnetothehedgehog made a great additional series of comics based on my weird comic and this part just had me rolling. I had to draw it too. Please see his though, it’s great and Silver shows up in it!)
The Chili Dog Stand-Off finale.