Baby: d- d-
Dad: he's gonna say dad!!
Baby: d- d- d-
Dad: ...son?
Baby: DONT CALL ME SON
Dad: WATCH YOUR TONE I AM NOT A MAIDEN IN NEED OF DEFENDING I AM GROWN
Baby: CHARLES LEE, THOMAS CONWAY, THESE MEN TAKE YOUR NAME AND THEY RAKE IT THROUGH THE M U D

copperbadge:

nvclearbomb:

literallysame:

oh my god

A murder

Justifiable homicide.

rosexknight:

asksilverstarandfriends:

rosexknight:

All of these guys are still up for adoption!! They’re $10 each or $35 for all four!!

I WILL DRAW A FREE ART PIECE FOR WHO EVER BUYS ONE

WHOO! Look! INCENTIVE!!

nyoncat:

based on the candy fairies and generous ana by Escobario

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

based on this post

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WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????????????

afreaux:

dollarwilliam:

afreaux:

yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

The last messenger pigeon died in 1914

i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it