Silver Tongue

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Galaxy, Mario can breathe in space, but not underwater.
In Super Paper Mario, Mario can breathe underwater, but not in space.

from-gilbo-vith-love:

dirkstridersbraces:

dirkstridersbraces:

dirkstridersbraces:

my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks

im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast

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that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal

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whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

thecommonchick:

LMAO 😂😭

😂😂😂

morthils:

morthils:

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You recall that not only has Gundren Rockseeker not returned, his two brothers who were supposed to come back with haven’t either.

Warlock: So now it falls on us to be the Rockseeker-seeker-seekers. *sigh*

*listening to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture*: here comes the drop
Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can’t reply, just publish.
quailsatan:
“ladies
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quailsatan:

ladies