rambamboo:

ive been thinking about this since alolan persian was revealed

honesk1:

I love hiveswap kids so much.

ok, finally I’m back from a long break! It’s too late but I’m really excited since I saw the new Hiveswap trailer! Hiveswap ACT 1 will be released in January 2017!!

quartz-poker:

superguy28:

refinery29:

DRAG HIM, HILLARY. This is so embarrassing.

Gifs: PBS

When Trump choked, it was only a conversation. When Hillary choked, 4 American soldiers lost their lives.

I’m assuming you’re discussing Benghazi.

By the Pentagon’s own admission, their nearest troops they could send were a twelve hour flight away. The nearest fighter jets would take 4-6 hours to get on station. As numerous Republican-led inquiries into Benghazi found, the US had no deployable military forces in the region and no actionable intelligence to go off of. The only nearby forces were CIA paramilitary, and they were doing something else at the time and couldn’t/wouldn’t break their mission cover until it was too late.

That is a failure of the Pentagon and the intelligence agencies, not the Secretary of State. Besides, it wasn’t her job to authorize military operations. That’s either a local decision made by the military forces that have come under attack, or a decision made by the President/Congress.

motortitty:

nursary:

being born is satire

being born with goat legs is satyr

warpedlamp:

dovinbanned:

warpedlamp:

warpedlamp:

Man, sometimes I forget that I am three degrees of separation away form the pope

For those curious it’s because I know gaijin goombah, gaijin goombah knows matpat, and matpat met the pope.

what’s your bacon number though?

Depends on if Kevin Bacon has met the pope

rosexknight:

I need an animal for him to be obsessed with OMG!! Birds? I’m thinking birds. He’s a Pegasus in charge of trade routes and makes business that way.

Do I smell a Mystic messenger au?

catceleste:

conceptblogfromaconcepthuman:

here’s the best account on twitter. it’s run by an electric eel in an aquarium in tennessee who’s tank is wired to a computer that tweets something like ZAP! or POW! every time he discharges electricity. 

good

captainsnoop:

man i doubt any gaming controvery will ever top no man’s sky

like it had this absolutely massive marketing campaign, had huge backing from sony, sean murray even had televised appearances on american talk shows to show off his revolutionary new game and to talk about features in the game

and then the game came out and it was all fake. everything. every single screenshot, piece of footage, every single promised feature was all a lie. none of that was in the game. 

not even fucking multiplayer. 

they spent so much time in the marketing talking about the multiplayer and how every player was part of an interconnected universe and that, though unlikely due to the sheer size of the universe, players would be able to meet and interact with one-another

and then in less than a week two players “found” each other and it turned out the multiplayer was completely fake. there was no multiplayer. none of it was real. 

and then

everyone involved with the game, at least all of the most publicly recognizable people involved, fucking vanished

and the office hello games was using was abandoned

nobody knows where hello games went or where sean murray is 

a small team of indie developers sold the gaming community a lie, tricked one of the biggest multimedia companies in the world in to backing them, and then vanished 

nothing will ever top that. nothing will ever top hello games exploiting the hype and preorder culture surrounding video games for a profit and then running off with the money. i fucking dare the industry to top that.