youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

elli-mmm:

Heart attack waiting to happen

He also says he likes to to give incorrect times in his mccree voice, such as “it’s niiiiine forty-fiiiiive”

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde (via ambitious-and-cunning)

princesslovesherdaddy:

fivesandsevens:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Never not reblog

Netflix make it happen

I woudl watch this show

atwotonedbird:

timeanddivision:

teacupballerina:

theverge:

This powerful short by two Pixar animators is darker than Pixar has ever gone.

My hands flew to my mouth and i didnt even realize until i started crying like a little bitch

at this point if i see “pixar” and “animated short” i already start crying

Good! Yes! I loved this! I want to see more of this in animation. It’s powerful and it pulls no punches!
Also it’s funny how in the article the Toy Story 3 furnace scene and Bing-Bong’s death were mentioned as “dark”. Family films are getting way too dulcet in my opinion. (Inside out is PG??) Kids need darker stuff it teaches them that’s some parts in life are harsh and will better prepare them for said times when they’re grown.
While this is very grown up I think kids can see it too. (with parental guidance )

vinesforall:

Crush: Get one of those for me?

[soft, gentle piano music as they take it, abruptly cuts to Cascada’s Every Time We Touch]

♪ Every time we touch, I get this feeling, and– ♪

drdr214:

Good boys

gearholder:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August...

gearholder:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

So 4/20 is the next one.

Hm - _-

it-started-to-rain:
“ Nintendo Switch
”

it-started-to-rain:

Nintendo Switch

kirbymongerr:
“ pixel-bird:
“ I knew this betrayal felt familiar, ”
what the fuck do you mean betrayal both of these are the best possible evolutions for these pokemon how dare you how fucking dare you insinuate anything else you pizza shit
”

kirbymongerr:

pixel-bird:

I knew this betrayal felt familiar,

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what the fuck do you mean betrayal both of these are the best possible evolutions for these pokemon how dare you how fucking dare you insinuate anything else you pizza shit