Silver Tongue

tuffgreg:

mbmbam pilot highlights:

  • “this one isn’t really a tarantula” “THEN WHY’D YOU BRING IT, BART?!”
  • spider guy saying “this is probably the most dangerous spider you’ll ever see” and travis IMMEDIATELY bolting outta the room
  • the brothers clinging to travis’s arms and quietly chanting words of support as a spider walked across his hand
  • travis’s spider safety suit had a homemade nametag
  • in true littlest brother fashion, griffin ratted on travis to their dad, on camera. i cannot fucking believe this.
  • hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex. blast off into cybersex joe biden

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

when u finally get home so u can draw that fuck shit

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weavemama:

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

flowerboikai:
“I’m not the only one that saw this ?
”

flowerboikai:

I’m not the only one that saw this ?

samsweetmilk:
“ The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials
”

samsweetmilk:

The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials 

critical-perspective:
“ americansylveon:
“ shitpost-senpai:
“ snowystater:
“ bitty
”
Actually, This is how the webcam was invented.
At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client...

critical-perspective:

americansylveon:

shitpost-senpai:

snowystater:

bitty

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

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At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

therandomninjakitty:
“The Scotsman literally has an army of daughters
”

therandomninjakitty:

The Scotsman literally has an army of daughters