Silver Tongue

butterscotchbird:
“ “ Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up,...

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!
…Sweetie!Happy is still important

Do you still love Flippy?

ask-sora-star-deactivated201704

butterscotchbird-deactivated201:

yes

Who the fuck hears “avatar” and thinks “oh the James Cameron movie” cause I sure the fuck dont

weavemama:

NOTHING

gullshriek:

well, I,

maladjustedmike:

Doin’ peachy.

adurot:

dogstomp:
Here, son. Eat this.
Take a block of cream cheese, mix it with a bunch of powered sugar until it’s got a consistency close to that of play doh, then mix in some spearmint extract for flavor. Super tasty.