Silver Tongue

pitfather:

im obviously super into social justice culture but over the past year its turned everyone into self righteous dickheads who expect everyone to be perfect angels and like, hey listen, literally no one is. yes definitely call out bigotry and awful systems whenever you can but nitpicking people’s histories and personalities is so malicious and unnecessary and yall do it to feel better about yourselves and thats gross. find healthier ways to be positive in your own life rather than dissecting other people for the thrill of thinking you’re a better person

nuxalt:

Ze: I’m cold :<

Chilled: *gives jacket*

Smarty: I’m cold too 

GaLm: Well damn smarty i can’t control the weather

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

franksgun:

opeo:

its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

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supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

juliatwomey:

micdotcom:

Trump has spent eight consecutive weekends away from the White House at his own properties, CNN reported Sunday, marking his 13th visit to one of his golf courses since taking office. Read more (3/27/17 10:40 AM)

This bitch fully thinks being president is a M-F / 9-5 job. I’m done

peepuddle:

me at 2pm on a tuesday

kuueater:
“ big-boss-official:
“ big-boss-official:
“ big-boss-official:
“ moonlandingwasfaked:
“This is a lot to take in.
”
hey do yyou have a link
”
can you give me a link
”
link please ”
idk quite how to say this, but I own the sequel on dvd
”

kuueater:

big-boss-official:

big-boss-official:

big-boss-official:

moonlandingwasfaked:

This is a lot to take in.

hey do yyou have a link 

can you give me a link

link please

idk quite how to say this, but I own the sequel on dvd

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boletarian-bulbasaur:

awesometyrell:

Super Smash Balls.

@maniacalz

sheikofthesheikah:

nicodoll:

extradan:

nicodoll:

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like
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pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

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this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.