Silver Tongue
Google Chrome, my pathetic lackey, cringing in the doorway: are you sure you want to restore 27 tabs?
Me, leaping up from my gem-encrusted throne: you DARE to question me?!

voiceskele:

queenoftherams8:

tangzhuang:

spacelesbians:

bpdsnek:

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

Y E E T

amusewithaview:

gingersnapwolves:

bold-sartorial-statement:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

“I wish I could leave more kudo–”

IT’S CALLED COMMENTS

JUST TYPE A SMILING EMOTICON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE

OR JUST TYPE RANDOM LETTERS

OR OPEN UP THE DICTIONARY ON A RANDOM PAGE AND WRITE THE FIRST WORD YOU FIND

OR JUST TRY TO WRITE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR HEEL IDEK

JUST LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT

On my favourite fics, I’ve left like a dozen comments like “I’m back for another reread.”

comments that are 500% acceptable to fanfic writers:

  • kudos!
  • :) :) :)
  • asdgh;krh;gaowejnlfjwealjega
  • <3 <3 <3 <3
  • *gif of the kermit flail dance*

et cetera, et cetera, we aren’t picky, friends XD

NGL, comments like “this is my x number reread” or “this is my rainy day fanfic” give me so much joy. Conversely, comments like “I am binging your soulmate fics” or “I’m x pages deep in your old works” make me want to figure out how to transport tea, tissues and cookies instantaneously across the interwebs.

mint-and-love:

mastermod:

So this started out as a joke, and became real. This is drop dead hilarious.

FUCKING LET EM SMASH

humming-fly:

current competitive play mood: the amount of salt in Mercy’s new voice lines

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

that dear’s neck kills me. he probly broke it.

profeminist:
“Source
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