scraps-is-busy:

There are MANY ways to do this. 

1) Eat a golden apple. 99.99999999% Fatality rate.
2) Get another draconequus to turn you into one. 99% chance they’ll just turn you into a fish. 1% chance they turn you into something else. 100% chance you do not become a draconequus.
3) Romance a draconequus. 100% chance you will go insane long before they even realize they’ve been dating for a decade.

corneliusmann:

I’ll be 100% honest, this choked me up a little bit.

mrkenyon:

voxlunch:

This morning I was working on something, and made an interesting metaphorical observation.

The cutting discs used on this rotary tool are very brittle. You can break them with your fingers. However, mounted on a spindle and spun at thousands of RPM, those same fragile discs can cut through steel.

So the next time you’re feeling weak or useless, consider that you may simply not be getting utilized properly, and that your true potential awaits.

#“Now go out there and spin really fast”

scraps-is-busy:

Oh yes, the adorable draconequus owned by @spoopy-tongues-blog.

scrushling:

gabplayssplatoon:

Is there a character you want to know a little more about? Well step right up and drop their name in my box–and I’ll tell you more about them. (Reblog to have folks do this for you) You’ll get to learn:

01. Full name:
02. Best friend:
03. Sexuality:
04. Favorite color:
05. Relationship status:
06. Ideal mate:
07. Turn-ons:
08. Favorite food:
09. Crushes:
10. Favorite music:
11. Biggest fear:
12. Biggest fantasy:
13. Bad habits:
14. Biggest regret:
15. Best kept secrets:
16. Last thought:
17. Worst romantic experience:
18. Biggest insecurity:
19. Weapon of choice:
20. Role Model:            

Let’s try this one again: Specify character plz

aero-replies:

Now if you excuse me I got some makeup tests to do.

Here is your reminder that Ouija Boards are NOT toys. I don’t care if it’s got a hello kitty theme and that you bought it at toys R us, it doesn’t make it any less dangerous. Do not under any circumstances use ouija boards.

internetexplorers:

ah yes. it must be so difficult. so much pressure to cast a Chinese actress to play a Chinese character who saved all of China.

breadsy:

“How many candles do you want on your cake”

oidit:

the stunning sequel to last year’s birthday cake