Silver Tongue
fakepockets:
“charlie the unicorn has a heartbreaking origins story
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fakepockets:

charlie the unicorn has a heartbreaking origins story

brandontheoutcast:

Erma- The Rats in the School Walls Part 34

baby scraps n3
soul–surgeon:
“ yournewfriendshouse:
“ zinglebert-bembledack:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ digitaldiscipline:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ dr-archeville:
“ bogleech:
“ kramergate:
“ micspam:
“ ghostsnif:
“ sciencevevo:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ Guys who complain about...

soul–surgeon:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

@kittyvonplenty

radioblueheart:
“ theshiningd2:
“ juryrig:
“ dixiewetsworth:
“ logged in
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this is a THREAT
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Zero Suit Samus
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@probablyfakeblonde
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radioblueheart:

theshiningd2:

juryrig:

dixiewetsworth:

logged in

this is a THREAT

Zero Suit Samus

@probablyfakeblonde

jerseytigermoth:

prokopetz:

I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the male protagonist always gets the girl in the end even when it’s starkly at odds with prior characterisation. In real life, if she acts like she thinks you’re a creep, it’s because she thinks you’re a creep!

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taosnipple:

Honestly who gives a fuck if I as a trans guy don’t “look cis” like. I’m a boy. I know I’m a boy, no one can take that from me. So what if I’m not a cis boy, shit if anything I’m like a boy 2.0, New And Improved Boy, latest model Man. Heck off with your cis supremacy man I look amazing and so do all my other trans brothers.

vrala:

a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you’re a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up

ryukodragon:
“A happy Ampharos nomming on a slice for @buttersheeps! 💖💖💖
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@chefpyro

ryukodragon:

A happy Ampharos nomming on a slice for @buttersheeps! 💖💖💖

@chefpyro