Silver Tongue

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everydaylouie:

i animated a lil mbmbam bit i really like

what can i say, i love silly names

this fucking bit makes me laugh so hard I nearly get an asthma attack every single time i don’t know what it is. And this animation is so FLUID and good looking it just made it worse. the tiny head shake…..

archonsirin:

worldbuilding: 3,000 words
characters: 6,000 words
plot: 500 words
describing female characters breasts: 500,000 words
dialogue: 700 words

someone who is good at the writing please help me write this. my family is dying

plot and world building are overrated.

rosexknight:

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wunkolo:

thenightlymist:

wunkolo:

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wunkolo:

The latest discourse on my dash this April 14th of 2017:

Using spaghetti as a drawing tablet nib

An actual genius, June 12, 2011:

Buy a roll of round ~1.65mm(~0.065 inch) weed whacker wire and you have enough nibs to last you twelve lifetimes

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or buy weed and you won’t need to buy weedwhacker wire

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Happy easter OP thanks for the response

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SAVE MONEY - BE SMART

@rosexknight

But does pressure sensitivity work just as well??

do not use weedwhackers for fucks sake, it will scratch up your tablet. OH my god, do not use anyhting other than nibs. stop putting spaghetti in your pens. stop putting wire in your pens. the only thing that should go into it are nibs. holy fuck you’re gonna cost someone a lot of money when they seriously damage their tablet

htmlbyjoe:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

today at panera i was in line for the soda machine and this woman was taking like 27 minutes to pour her coke because she didnt understand the concept of carbonation and she was like taking sips of the bubbles and after forever of watching her fill up these drinks i was so annoyed she definitely turned around and saw me looking like this

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There’s literally no human emotion that cannot be expressed through SpongeBob screencaps

imcreepingdeath99:
“I find this unreasonably funny.
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imcreepingdeath99:

I find this unreasonably funny.

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feanorus-rex:

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baku:

tripropellant:

i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws

no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic. 

feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here

I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live. 

Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye

you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications? 

^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links

Jezebel.com:

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rebrn.com:

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The Daily Dot

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Knowyourmeme:

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The ‘anti lifting= transphobic post:

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pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself

yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.” 

^ so again you prove my point…

it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too? 

i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me

how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken? 

spare mouse

then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr?? 

hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something

this post is wild

Don’t even know why I have to say this but

the-quasar-hero:

sunshineisyellow42:

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smorses54:

the-quasar-hero:

generaladmissions:

the-quasar-hero:

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

round and round?

Yes my guy, round and round

So… the wheels on the bus go round and round… all through the town…?

Technically speaking, yes. These hypothetical wheels do go all through the town.

I heard the wipers on the bus go swish swish swish.

They do but we’ll cover that in the next chapter.

will this be on the test?

silver-tongues-blog:
“So I just watched elements
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silver-tongues-blog:

So I just watched elements

cattgirl:

d&d is great
I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor
I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits
As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt
My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

one time I jumped over a table in a small room and put a zombie in a choke hold. I popped it’s clean right off and added it to my inventory. it’s still unalive technically.