getting notes on tumblr is so easy these days, you just make a joke about vore and people eat it up
don’t
tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death
I have never heard anyone, regardless of age, say “my phone’s battery has gone”
I’ve also heard batteries, lights, televisions, and engines referred to as “dying” since before anyone knew what an internet was and in media going back as long as all of those things have existed
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both



















