okay so it’s 4/13 and posts blaming hussie for hiveswap being late/complaining about the kickstarter are going around again, so i’mma need to lay some learnin’ on you youngins.
the kickstarter money was fucking stolen. that is not andrew hussie’s fault. the video game company he hired to make hiveswap used the kickstarter money to make other games.
andrew hussie then had to create his own company to make hiveswap, and they have been TEACHING THEMSELVES how to make video games. from scratch.
so like, enough with the complaining? it’s getting old.
Magnus started picking the lock on my door every night to practice his new rogue skills, and when I told him I didn’t appreciate him using my door for that, he kept doing it but started leaving these little wooden figurines behind, each holding a tiny sign with ‘Sorry!’ carved into it. I tried magically locking the door once to stop him, but I guess he mentioned it to Taako or something cause the next day a pair of my earrings were gone from my room with a note left in their place that just said, ‘Knock Knock, stupid! -T’. …I loved those earrings.
my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way
like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation
I think my favorite part are the transcripts
“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I
want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with
everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—
SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!
Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!
SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.
Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!
SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.
Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?
SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”
Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.
I like the non horror SCPs. Most of the horror ones are ok but the non horror ones are amazing.
My favorite one is a book that when you read it makes you fall asleep then you have an amazing fantasy adventure,
SCP-1230. It doesn’t steal the energy of people, it doesn’t make you die if you die while dreaming, it’s just the most kick ass adventure of your life.
Also it’s sad because the book tries as hard as it can to make people happy but one time this guy who is super into fantasy and stuff used and was asleep for like day and in the dream it was 200 years. The after he got out he killed himself because he just couldn’t take going back to the normal world. When that happened the book grew depressed and sad. The pages were wet as if someone had been crying on them and it keep saying it was sorry.
Eventually a researcher used a sticky note to communicate that he wanted to talk with it. He then fell asleep and met with the manifestation of the book in the dream world, he talked with him and was able to learn what happened and through visiting him and using sticky notes he was able to help it out and it eventually started displaying
“A hero is born” on its pages
again.
I LOVE THAT
One of my favorite SCP’s is this giant, old house that nobody dares to touch because they all think it’s haunted. Eventually, the researchers find that the house isn’t haunted, but hosts an inter-dimensional portal, and some sort of Lovecraftian horror is communicating with the tenants.
He’s not really evil or anything; he’s actually pretty laid back. It’s just that he’s just kind of racist against carbon-based life forms and is really passive-aggressive.
My favorite is the toaster that makes people talk about it in the first person. Even the entirety of the report is written as “I am a toaster. I toast bread just like any other toaster” People don’t even realize they’re doing this and there are no negative side effects they’ll just go right back to normal when they leave the toaster it’s ridiculous
It’s been a while since I’ve been to the site, but the more ‘mundane’ SCPs were always my favourite. A good story doesn’t need to be complicated.
my favorite -J SCP is the belligerent killbot that can’t defeat anything, no matter what it’s matched with. the researchers give it a potted plant to fight and it loses. i can identify with that.
what about the SCP that’s literally a magic box of pizza? Think about your brand, make, style, toppings, and boom immediately a free pizza exactly how you wanted. I can get down with that.
There are self-identified fascists making nazi salutes in public streets in our own country in praise of a U.S. president and I still have doddering middle aged uncles who think “all this nazi stuff” is just “alarmist liberal speak”
I’m still reeling from how all the people who made edgy-ironic antisemitic meme jokes were actually being serious all along
YEAH FUCK
When I was new to the internet, “shock humor” was just the status quo across all the largest communities and anyone who so much as raised an eyebrow at all the nazi references and sexism was driven off through cries of “THEY’RE JUST JOKES” and “FICTION=/=REALITY.”
Now years later there are loud enough movements sincerely surrounding these things that many of the same people who swore it was “just sarcasm and irony” now demonstrate that this was a facade the whole time.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
