wet-monsoon:

pyropone:

wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

there is. an episode of spongebob. Where krabs gets married to a sentient female wad of cash

im baffled that there’s no “coins as boobs” inclusion here

to be fair, coins as boobs would make…. Cents.

gayrapunzel:

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

outofcharacter-overwatch:

We can rebuild him.

carliehope:

toospoopyformyshirt:

starwarsisgay:

bisexuals without the bisexual bob haircut are vaild

Who’s Bisexual Bob

aquaman-shoes:

One of my all-time favorite twitter threads

HOLY FUCK

revolutionarygays:

eightbots:

8 years of Homestuck and nobody has every written a “Vriska has to hire a lawyer and it’s Terezi” AU i’m so disappointed

actually – “short circuit” on AO3 features terezi as a defense lawyer for vriska after vriska murders her ex-boyfriend if i remember correctly… holy hell i found a link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/391218/chapters/641958

dragon-in-a-fez:

qthewetsprocket:

fialleril:

droidhusbands:

ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

What, your Bible doesn’t have the nativity story with God’s miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star

acenepeta:

did someone say  humanstuck jadenep? no? have it anyway

theconchnorris: