iguanamouth:

metal-gear-zeke:

Tumblr post: pic of a dead pigeon with a leek in its mouth or something
Iguanamouth: already frantically scraping at their tablet

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sm980:
“ I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only...

sm980:

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

scotchtapeofficial:

konkeydongcountry:

okay, somebody at gamefreak is in serious need of some kinkshaming

salandit’s pokedex info reads, “Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.”

and this is what it evolves into

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who at game freak decided that they needed to create a pokemon based on their mind-control lizard fantasies

scalie bait

@kindahornyart

the-maths-blog:

humoristics:

The thing with statistics - via

*giggles*

Getting my oil changed

Let’s do tmi Tuesday

Spot the discrepancy

copperbadge:

wishful-thinkment:

copperbadge:

shinyrock6498:

copperbadge:

copperbadge:

William Wrigley

Son, William Wrigley Jr.

Grandson, William Wrigley III

Great-grandson, William Wrigley Jr. II

Update: William Wrigley Jr. II named his son William Wrigley III

wait, is that a second william wrigley III?

Yep. I suppose we (and he) should be grateful he’s not William Wrigley III Jr.

William Wrigley

2 William 2 Wrigley

William Wrigley: The Grandson

William & Wrigley

William 5

William & Wrigley 6

Wrigley 7

Oh my god it should be Wrigley Field: Chicago Drift

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Captain Crunch: Any last words?
Trix Rabbit: (Spits blood) Yeah. Go crunch yourself
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