Silver Tongue

vedajuno:

appreciation post for Jack’s godawful fashion sense

bigskydreaming:

skarchomp:

yellow-no-asa:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

How can anyone deny that Pharah isn’t straight when she’s got the Canon Bisexual Haircut

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Can the LGBT community back the hell off just a bit please? Like, you already ruined the rainbow for everyone else, now you also want to claim ownership over bob haircuts???

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reblog if you’re LGBT and you ruined the rainbow for straight people

raviollies:
“LETS HAVE A WIZARD TALK
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raviollies:

LETS HAVE A WIZARD TALK

fantroll-week:
“ FANTROLL WEEK - May 8th to May 14th
When was the last time you saw a fantroll on your dash? The last time a random person drew your fantroll? The last time you made content for your fantroll? It’s tragic. Canon trolls are just so...

fantroll-week:

FANTROLL WEEK - May 8th to May 14th

When was the last time you saw a fantroll on your dash? The last time a random person drew your fantroll? The last time you made content for your fantroll? It’s tragic. Canon trolls are just so much more popular.

But fear not! Because for one week, starting on May 8th, the spotlight will be on the fantrolls!

Each day in this week has a prompt associated with it, but we will also be accepting miscellaneous submissions! Any type of content goes - art, writing, cosplay, music, anything you can think of.

More info can be found on these pages:

FAQ - Prompts - Tags

If you have any questions, our askbox is open!

rosexknight:
“ wellshitcaitlin:
“ aclockworknick:
“ did-you-kno:
“ The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
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he was...

rosexknight:

wellshitcaitlin:

aclockworknick:

did-you-kno:

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it
imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

Okay but like also he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree so really it’s on the forest service for letting him.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

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This is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

Happy Easter!

wanderlost-girl:

libby-doe-mods-denofiniquity:

wanderlost-girl:

tardis-mind-palace:

kaliforhnia:

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his father

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name then marry his sister who has been dressing and acting like a man for years because of some scam

its not a scam its land ownership!

cerastes:

If anyone asks what was the internet about in the early 2000s, you show them:

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