There’s only 2 genders
owo and uvu
what about uwu
excuse m,e? whats this sjw bullshit?
Steven and Garnet’s groovy fusion, Cherry Quartz. Cool, hip, and ready to party!
My idea for Cherry’s weapon is a pair of giant DJ subwoofers they carry around on their shoulders like cannons, Garnet’s gauntlets as the base and Steven’s shield as the cone. They can blast different frequencies of bass and sonic blasts, so their combat style is almost like a rave party!
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Callout post for people who use the word ‘thot’
Folks, I need to warn you
I’ve been seeing a sudden surge of use of the word ‘thot’ and I’m concerned
We’ve recently seen at least one ancient Egyptian deity resurrected through meme magic
Thoth is a significantly more powerful member of the pantheon than Kek and the consequences of summoning him may be even more drastic than the rebirth of Kek (Brexit, Trump winning the election, a series of celebrity deaths)
The phrase ‘return the bones thot’ radiates an obvious mystical power and it may herald that Thoth will come to preside over 2017 as Kek has presided over 2016 - the bones possibly refer to the millions of mummified ibises buried in his honor at his main temple in Khmun, by reblogging that post you may be unknowingly beseeching this ancient and powerful being to repay the thousands of years of sacrifices humanity once offered him - what form that might take, we can only speculate
Although it’s possible that Thoth has been with us for a while - his name in Greek letters is Θώθ, which is clearly referenced in the ‘OwO what’s this?’ meme
As the inventor of both magic and science and keeper of all wisdom, Thoth assuredly does know what ‘this’ is, but I’m not sure we want to find out
I’m also concerned that Thoth’s wife Ma’at may be connected to the frequent seemingly compulsive and superfluous use of the word ‘mate’ or ‘m8′ in memes
Please be careful with your memes, they may hold hidden arcane power
haha good one
*googles Θώθ*
oh bloody hell
Unlike Kek, a god of primordial darkness, Thoth is associated with balance, mediation, and arbitration. The return of Thoth may be exactly what we need in these troubled times
reblog to summon Thoth to save 2017
I don’t wanna be that guy.
BUT IF YOU ASK AN ARTIST TO DO SOMETHING, BE AS HELPFUL AS YOU CAN! BECAUSE IF THEY HAVE TO PULL TEETH TO GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON ANYTHING, THEN THERE IS A 99% CHANCE THEY WILL DROP YOU LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS AND YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK ON ANY FUTURE CHANCES TOO!
And if you suddenly vanish and refuse to talk to them, 100% chance you’re not getting what you wanted. Because making an artist wait without a good reason, you’re only hurting yourself there and wasting MY time.
Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for their support and not letting me die in a deep, deep sea of despair :D
Steven Universe ala “The Swing” in homage to one of my fave painters, Jean-Honoré Fragonard.
