Silver Tongue
synodicatalyst:
“the year is 2017. people are discoursing about dirk all over my dash. the heavens are crying as i slowly scribble a dirk that is neither soft or mean. he is just purely, solely and inconceivably tired. so tired.
”

synodicatalyst:

the year is 2017. people are discoursing about dirk all over my dash. the heavens are crying as i slowly scribble a dirk that is neither soft or mean. he is just purely, solely and inconceivably tired. so tired.

dftba99:

dreemurr-the-dank-meemurr:

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

my dad is white but my mom, who does the cooking, is moroccan, so food is always spicy and tasty af. Once when i was like 10 i was visiting my (white) cousins in New Jersey and they ordered pizza, it was BLAND AS HELL, i asked for some hot sauce or *something* and they said "you know, good pizza doesn't need hot sauce, it kills the taste, also it's disrespectful to your guest to imply their food is not good" and it was like an epiphany and i understood why whites are so sad all the time
Anonymous

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“it was like an epiphany and i understood why whites are so sad all the time”

😂😂😂

zookmurnig:

gomboc123:

Okay but since Korra’s dad was Northern Water Tribe royalty, doesn’t that make Korra related to Princess Yue?

Korra: “My great great aunt became the moon.”

Bolin: “That’s rough buddy…”

Okay but because she’s the avatar, she can contact spirits so imagine her asking for advice and shit.

f0restleaves:
“spider heck
”

f0restleaves:

spider heck

shoplifting tip

eggcup:

they cant arrest you if you pay for the items you steal

hellafa:
“best babe. love her
”

hellafa:

best babe. love her

Child at the museum: I brought my stuffed eagle today!
Me, volunteer at the museum: Hey, that's awesome! Did you know that birds like your eagle are actually dinosaurs, just like these guys?
Child: Really!?!?
Me: Yes, really!
Child: *gasps* I HAD NO IDEA THAT EAGLES WERE BIRDS!

why-animals-do-the-thing:

vviiral:

becausedragonage:

herwinnen:

herwinnen:

Do not put your bunny on it’s back.

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It may seem ‘‘relaxed’‘ or ‘‘sleeping’‘, but this is incredibly unhealthy.

They are  in a state of tonic immobility and are not relaxed, hypnotized, or insensitive to pain.

Scientists believe that this is a defense mechanism brought on when a rabbit has already been ‘caught’ by a predator. If the rabbit appears dead, the predator may release its grip momentarily and allows the rabbit to escape. Research has shown that rabbits in this state show an increased heart and respiratory rate with elevated plasma corticosterone levels, indicative of fear-induced stress.

The stress caused by this position can be fatal if rabbits are already suffering from respiratory and cardiovascular disease, and the sudden transition to from passive and active escape can be unpredictable and instantaneous which can result in significant injury to the rabbit. Sudden noise or painful stimuli can interrupt the trance and there is considerable variation in individual susceptibility to the technique

Your rabbit will display the following behaviors if it is tranced:

  • Closed eyes
  • Shallow fast breathing
  • Relaxed limbs

It’s honestly sickening to see people buying bunnies for their cuteness and softness, but not educating themselves on how to actually take care of it. If you keep trancing your bunny on purpose or bathing it, you deserve to have your pets taken away from you.

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Reblogging because Easter is coming and there are always people who blindly buy a bunny for their kids on Easter without educating themselves on how to take care of it. This is just another example on what NOT to do.

Same thing with chickens. It’s not cute. they aren’t relaxed. Stop doing this to rabbits and chickens. 

@why-animals-do-the-thing
is this all true? because i see rabbit handlers do this a lot.

It’s legit, and not a kind thing to do to your bun.